Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Twist's Rules

I've been a fan of the rules of Jason Bourne and Gibb's rules from NCICS. With that in mind, I decided to print my list of rules as I've compiled them so far:

1. You can never have too many ways to make light or start fire.
2. Never go anywhere without a knife...or two or three.
3. You can never have too many pockets.
4. The best thing to use to pick a lock is a key, even the wrong key.
5. Save it for a rainy day, it’s of no use when thrown away.
6. Take time to tie a knot right and you won’t worry later.
7. Carry a harmonica with you wherever you go.
8. If you’re going to tell a tale, make it as tall as you can.
9. Talk to your animals. You’d be surprised what they have to say.
10. I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong
11. You have to grow old, but you don’t have to grow up.

If you know of any more of my rules, let me know,

Twist

2 comments:

Stick said...

You don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your brother. :o)

Mr. Giggles said...

When there are critters in the hills, food is not an issue.

If it can be shot, it WILL be shot.

Gun control is learning HOW to shoot properly.